Nowhere in the 10 commandments does it say “Do Not Rape” yet the 5th Satanic Rule Of The Earth is “Do not make sexual advances unless given the mating signal.” Go ahead and just let that sink in.
satan: 1 god: 0
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what if snails are actually demons and that’s why they react badly to salt
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australian bloggers are like a whole other species i love them and theyre all so frickin hot
no its almost winter here we’re freezing
no you guys don’t understand freezing. come to canada and say that to my face aussie
What are you gonna do Canada? Polite us to death?
well i could, but fuck that i’m cold. because i know what cold actually feels like
Well, that’s not very polite is it?
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If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
Calm down there, Satan.
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Reporter: What made you lose 37 pounds?
Raven Symone: The pressure of society.
Finally a celebrity who says the real reason
I’m pretty sure that in an interview, that someone told her that she looks beautiful she said:
“I was always beautiful, now I’m just thin.”
I love her
Always have, always willI’VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU, RAVEN. OMG.
YES PLS
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my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
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